Heather's Party
Intro: E D F x4
E D
I think I'd rather be at home
E D
Than to watch the football on TV
E D
I think I'd rather be at home
E D
Than to be here on this small settee
A D
Things are rocking at Heather's party
A D
I think we're going to have a ball
A D
Who's that puking in the garden
A D
Who's that up against the wall?
E D F x4
E D
I don't think that you like me much
E D
So why on Earth are you trying to talk to me
E D
I don't think that you know my name
E D
So why on Earth do you want my sympathy
A D
Things are rocking at Heather's party
A D
I think we're going to have a ball
A D
Who's that puking in the garden
A D
Who's that up against the wall?
E D F x4
F E
I'm not a party boy, I don't
F E
Know any party tricks, and now
F E
Here I am with this girl discussing
F E
Masturbation and politics, oh please
F E
Why don't you leave us alone, I don't
F E
Want another sausage roll, oh please
F E
Why don't you go away before I
F E
Punch you in the face today
E D F x4
E D
I think I'd rather be at home...